Hey Y'all!!
Long time no talk. :) are you ready for yet another awkward story? good! cuz this is the best by far.
So Margo and I are starting to learn how to country swing dance. we are sooo cool huh? haha news flash! Margo is awesome at it, and me? well i have two left feet. no surprise there right? so we went country swing dancing with Jacques and Rover. It was soo much fun! we were having a blast dancing with Jacques and Rover, we also got asked by a couple of extremely good looking guys. we came up with a rule, when one of us were standing by the boys, ex. Margo, Me, Rover, Jacques. Margo would get asked again and vice versa. Its a really funny rule. We decided to test this rule. Rover went stood somewhere else, Margo and Jacques started dancing and left me on the wall with a super attractive man like 20 feet away. So just to mess with them.. i decided to sexually slide across the wall towards this attractive man. Little did i know he was actually not that far away. I gave him a look and realized how close i was to him, yelped and ran away. Yep i yelped.. like a scared puppy. Later in the night, i realized he was not single. His girlfriend had seen me make my "moves" on him and ran to him and has not left his side, let alone stopped touching him. (BTW, my moves were not actually moves. i was just being extremely awkward and trying to by sexy/adorable/cute all at the same time, which surprisingly doesn't work. who knew?) the rest of the night, that couple would run away from me, every time we saw them Jacques, Rover and Margo would just burst out laughing and try to mimic me.
Yep. I'm smooth. This is the single reason why im single.
Lots of Love
Bangles
Friday, February 7, 2014
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